Arts & Culture

The Man Who Plays Pat Kiernan on TV

NY1’s morning news anchor beams his normal weirdness to obsessed viewers

This article was published in the July 7, 2008, edition of The New York Observer.

Pat Kiernan gets up at 3 a.m., and takes a nice long afternoon nap.
Christopher Mullen
Pat Kiernan gets up at 3 a.m., and takes a nice long afternoon nap.

Every weekday morning at 7:42, the NY1 newsman Pat Kiernan does an eight-minute segment called “In the Papers” in which he summarizes important articles from that day’s newspapers. It is this portion of the newscast—not “Weather on the 1’s,” not “The Rail and Road Report,” not the breaking news from the station’s far-flung (in the five boroughs, at least) reporters—that has endeared Mr. Kiernan, who is 39 years old and has been with the station since 1997, to thousands of culturally literate New Yorkers who, it is safe to say, do not watch any other local newscasts. But ask them, and they’ll cop to a certain degree of sincere admiration, bordering on obsession for some, of Mr. Kiernan and his deadpan delivery, his boyish face, and his slight Canadian accent. (He is from Calgary originally, and moved here with his wife, Dawn, in March 1996.)

“I think a lot of the people who watch me and react that way are supposed to be part of the generation who supposedly stopped watching TV news,” Mr. Kiernan told The Observer the other day from the green room in NY1’s studio in Chelsea Market. He wore a light blue shirt, light brown suit, blue tie and black shoes; he does his pancake makeup himself, as per NY1’s non-union, DIY ethos. (Reporters, who start at around $40,000 a year, generally take their cameras with them on assignments and set them up on a tripod; the station’s budget in 2006 was a mere $25 million.) He has a break every morning around 8:15, after “In the Papers” is finished (it is shown again at 8:42 and 9:42), and he records voice-overs for upcoming segments.

“I think the presentation of TV news is as much the problem as the technological changes,” he continued. “People like a more honest presentation of the news. I don’t shy away from that honesty and presentation of analysis in the news. I hope people have the sense that I understand the stories I’m talking about. I’ve personally edited scripts on my computer.” Indeed, in an age in which broadcast news audiences have been atrophying at an alarming rate, Mr. Kiernan seems to have maintained his morning viewers over the past few years: Weekdays from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m., about 73,000 people tune in; the station says this number is larger than it was five years ago.

“Pat brings a lot of depth to the job that you don’t always see with morning news anchors,” said Bob Hardt, political director for NY1. “He has a real love for the stories surrounding the city. That’s what ‘In the Papers’ is all about. In the ’40s or ’50s, he would’ve been one of the newspaper guys you’d see in a black-and-white movie saying, ‘Hey, kid, what’s the story?’”

“We have a no-nonsense attitude that you want to turn on the TV, you want to get the news,” said Mr. Kiernan. “You want to show up to work and you want to be reasonably informed when you get there. You don’t want to sit down for an extra half-hour with a bunch of cooking segments. You just want to get out the door and have a clue of what’s going on.”

For “In the Papers,” Mr. Kiernan starts with The New York Times, the Daily News and the New York Post, which he calls the “core of the segment.” Then comes The Sun, which Mr. Kiernan says “clearly in the past few months ousted Newsday as the fourth-most-cited newspaper. That’s as much about The Sun as that what Newsday is doing is dishonest. They slap something about New York City on the front page—they’ve really given up… They do some good Albany reporting and things like that, so I won’t ignore it, but it’s tough to hold up the front page with some story from far out on Long Island. I look at The Observer and The Voice on Wednesday and make a decision based on what else I have and whether there’s time for a particular story.

“I get AM New York and sometimes Metro, but there’s a high percentage of wire stuff that’s available elsewhere,” he continued. “I think the viewer’s time is better spent with one of the other papers and I’d prefer to steer them in that direction. There’s sort of a subtext of wanting to encourage the employment of journalists in the city, you know? I think a paper should be rewarded for doing original reporting.”

The day before The Observer met Mr. Kiernan, he had selected a story from Keith Kelly’s column in the Post about how Star editor at large Julia Allison’s contract with the magazine had not been renewed. “I felt like her profile was high enough, between her print background and her blogging background, that that would be a juicy little water cooler thing for a certain percentage of New Yorkers,” he said. “Probably 95 percent of the audience the name means nothing to, but the 5 percent of the audience it means something to would have a fun time talking about that.

“And, you know, same thing with some of the Wall Street stories,” Mr. Kiernan continued. “It’s such an important machine to the economy. We want those people watching. You want them to feel like the segment is their way of kind of cheating, getting ready for the day. You know, like, Pat’s looking out for me.”

And so fans like 27-year-old Blair Blanchard, a freelance writer who lives in Greenpoint, has made T-shirts that say “I Pat Kiernan,” which he has given out to friends. “My friend Lindsay and I are obsessed with him,” he said. “We watch it every morning. She texts me every time he says something funny or weird. He’s very random. It’s kind of like he’s talking to himself. It’s like he woke up in the morning and he’s like, I’m going to go have a good time with myself.” Next Page >

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nina-nyc (not verified) says:

Pat K -- our hero !!!

Bruce (not verified) says:

I didn't know I was so typical, but Shafrir is totally describing me and my obsession with Pat Kiernan and "In the Papers." I also have a crush on the guy.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

I love this guy too. Can't start my morning properly without him... he just completely cracks me up. Give me an entire morning of just him and Roger Clark, and I'm good.

Ben (not verified) says:

My favorite In the Papers Kiernan moment of all time was when he reviewed an article suggesting that drivers of oversize SUV's drive those cars to make up for other shortcomings. He concluded by saying, in his perfect deadpan delivery, "For the record, I drive a small Acura."

Randall (not verified) says:

Love Pat K too! Though he should change his old In The Papers mantra from "We don't need a bank on every corner" to "We don't need a Duane Reade on every corner.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

Love this guy, and watch the segment religiously.

Also, his "In the Papers" bit was lampooned on How I Met Your Mother, when a colleague of Robin's at her pseudo-NY1 station anchored "In Today's Newspapers."

Anonymous (not verified) says:

I had no idea that I'm not the only one who's obsessed with In The Papers. I hit pause on my DVR in the morning so I am sure not to miss it. I work in web publishing and I'm amused by the irony that my favorite way to get news is to have a TV anchorman read me the newspaper.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

Someone commented that Pat sounds like he's talking to himself. That is my problem with him. I can't understand a lot of he says because he mumbles and swallows his words. I don't think he is all that great. In fact, I think he is a "lightweight" who would not be competent enough to work on one of the major networks.

Tara (not verified) says:

LOVE Pat!!! I schedule my mornings around In The Papers. Kristin does an admirable job of filling in for him when he's on vacation, but no one can replace the warm, fuzzy Pat Kiernan. :-D

Tatiana (not verified) says:

I, too, am hooked on the "In the Papers" segment. If, by chance. I get distracted and miss that first viewing at 7:42, I then have to make the decision to be late to work so as to watch at 8:42. And those copycat segments on some of the other morning shows are really bad.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

Yay! Ms Shafrir beautifully expresses my own admiration for Pat the K! In fact (true story) last night I dreamed I was riding him around the room and he was dressed as a pony --giddy-yep, Pat the Pony!!!!!

Eric (not verified) says:

I LOVE "In the Papers" and watch it every day. The only time I have NY1 on is from 7:42 to 7:49 a.m. But I agree 110% with the commenter who says Pat mumbles and swallows his words too much. I thought I was the only one so bothered by that! It makes me nuts, especially when it goes on forever (like, when he is doing an item and his voice just starts trailing off, and it just continues like that for several seconds and I have no clue what he's saying). Hey, Pat: We have you on in the morning, when we're doing our hair, sending off our significant others, checking our Blackberries, etc -- you need to speak up.

Iain (not verified) says:

My 3 yr old daughter does the Lottery Dance to the "Lets take a look at last nights winning lottery numbers". She also knows all the words the Ladies who Lunch spout in the 777 7777 limo service ad which is on every 5 mins. Nothing to do with Pat though really.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

Pat also sued Ticketmaster when they ruined his family's Christmas. Even though they settled, way to go Pat.

Mica (not verified) says:

In The Papers is either something you get or you don't. Once you have become a follower you will try to convince friends that this guy reading you news headlines is so incredible but it's hard to convey the great subtext and dry humor that Pat manages to infuse into this deceptively simple task. Plus it forces you to pay attention the full 8 min or you will surely miss a clever aside or knowing look. I love when Pat reports on himself. Pat playing Pat reporting on Pat, it's all so meta, so dreamy!

Anonymous (not verified) says:

He mumbles and constantly changes his voice modulation no matter what he's reading. Sometimes he speaks so rapidly that all his words run together; other times he just doesn't even bother finishing a sentence out loud. I think he is awful. Not a bit professional.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

love love love Pat. love the fact that I constantly see ny1 reporters riding the subway carrying a camera. love saying 'debbie duhane' out loud. just wish that stephanie simon chick would stop yelling in that over modulated reporter voice. she needs to go away.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

Pat K is The Man! Don't know what I'd do without In the Papers...and I'm a writer!!

Anonymous (not verified) says:

LOVE him.

If you ever leave NYC, as I have (sadly), you can still get your "In the Papers" fix online.

Heather (not verified) says:

I love pat kiernan. I will never forget him reporting on 9-11. sounds silly but I think of him as an old friend in a way.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

If you want to know about what a waste land Local TV is check out this web site:
http://www.r8ny.com/blog/oneshirt/local_tv_news_fails_the_public_s_right...

Anonymous (not verified) says:

He sounds like the Jabberwock with a Canadian accent. He and Lewis Dodley are practically unintelligible. Dodley doesn't move his lips!

Anonymous (not verified) says:

Wow, you guys here seem to be split between the "I love me some Pat" and the "MumblymumblymumSPEAKUPALREADYYANITWIT!" categories. Personally, mumbly or no, I really like Pat a lot and think that he deserves the cult status that he has. Too bad few people outside of New York see him on TV; I don't think WSOPC is coming back.

Betty (not verified) says:

I DVR In the Papers each day. The trick is to set the DVR to to 7:41 each morning so you don't end up with 4 hours of NY 1 morning news. I know Pat’s looking out for me!

Ellen & Michelle (not verified) says:

Playful
Animated
Tireless

Kindred Spirit, A
In the Papers Guru
Entertaining
Reporter Extraordinaire
Nimble
Always smirking
New York 1's #1!

Ellen & Michelle (not verified) says:

Playful
Animated
Tireless

Kindred Spirit, A
In the Papers Guru
Entertaining
Reporter Extraordinaire
Nimble
Always smirking
New York 1's #1!

Jackie Double (not verified) says:

I love Pat and cannot start my day w/o the 7:42 In The Papers segment. He gives me the highlights so I'm never blind-sided when I walk in to the office. I don't mind the mumbling I think it is part of his charm but I do think the sound engineer at NY1 should be strung up by his/her thumbs. The volume fluctuation btw segments is inexcusable (I know commercials are a different ball of wax but I'm talking about within the show.) I agree with the commenter who feels one of the younger female anchors is yelling, I feel that way about a number of them. Ruschelle Boone has a lovely deep broadcasters voice, Roma and Kristen are able to keep their voices modulated too. This is broadcast journalism let's give the jobs to people who have the voice for it.

Anonymous (not verified) says:

NY1 is "Amateur Hour" (or rather "Amateur Half Hour") gone uncheched for too long. Where is the Sandman? They are showing the same loop at 8pm that they showed at 8am. Sometimes they show a segment twice in the same half hour! I always get the impression it is a "lights are on, but no one's home" outfit. I also think Pat Kiernan mumbles and speaks too indistinctly to ever make it anywhere other than Amateur Half Hour. They can keep him. He's got a goofy, vacuous face too.

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